neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

tagged: #shutiao

(Source: stratosfire)

  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

feminishblog:

Don’t ask yourself, “Is this normal?” Instead, ask yourself:

Is this healthy?

Is this good for me?

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

tagged: #team fortress 2 #tf2 #gif

prismplague:

 I laughed so hard I cried at the last gif

(Source: herrmundy)