honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
- me: mom... dad... im g-
- parents: gay?
- me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
Don’t ask yourself, “Is this normal?” Instead, ask yourself:
Is this healthy?
Is this good for me?
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”