honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

tagged: #shutiao

(Source: stratosfire)

  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions


Don’t ask yourself, “Is this normal?” Instead, ask yourself:

Is this healthy?

Is this good for me?


Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”


alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

tagged: #team fortress 2 #tf2 #gif


 I laughed so hard I cried at the last gif

(Source: herrmundy)